what a wild four days. i didn't really do anything, but there was never a dull moment. a lot of people to see in a short span of time. i didn't even get all of them.
i spent 7 hours (total) in a car with this fuckass
it started out on friday, picking sledg up at the greyhound station. greyhound stations all smell the same. dirty feet mixed with runts candy. not pleasant. i showed up early, so i sat at the station, waiting. i kept catching a silver-haired old man with a tweed suit and an eye patch sneaking peeks at me. kind of strange. i imagined him as the god of frost. he had a cane and some really gaudy, ornate rings. he really looked like he possesed powers.
my two favourite fucktards.
anyway, een and i make the trek back to valley, listening to the jerky boys the whole way, laughing our asses off. it was cold, dark and dreary, but we had a damn good time, if een was a girl, i'd hecka want to date him. is that weird?
this is like the time i caught zac masturbaiting, except this time, he's workin' his biceps.
the next few days were filled with beer, conversation and an overwhelming sense of merriment. the weather was fucking miserable, but nothing a good heater and a sturdy winter jacket couldn't remedy.
cute and funny -- what a combo.
i had the pleasure of meeting the infamous 'heather' -- we hit it off fairly well. she's definitely a special girl, that's about all i can say.
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE JERYL ON THE HORNS.
so, this morning, i wake up at eight, pick up bean around nine, go visit my padre, get a bite to eat and hit the road. we had to get him to the greyhound station in corvallis by 1:40. i thought we had budgeted more than enough time to make the trek, but we cut it damn short. we pulled into corvallis around 1:35. luckily, een was able to get a bus ticket. i sure as hell didn't want to spend another 24 hours with that fuckface. kidding.
sweet jesus, it's lenny kravitz!
overall, i'd say it was a damn fine spring break. uneventful yet heartwarming, short but worthwhile. i love you all.