my girlfriend and i have been doing great, we have been together for almost four months. i recently went up to miss beckerly's hokme town of long beach WA... we camped in a yert in a park called cape dissapiontment... fuck i am bad at spelling. the after noon we traveled around the local beaches, saw some rad ass lighthouses, and saw jake, THE half algator-man. after an evening full of hot dogs, pabst, gangster, and smores we got restless and tried the movie store, unfortunetly it waqs closed but the bowling alley was open for another hour! needless to say i wished that the dude and walter (and donny..rip) were sitting next to me talkin shit on the petter-ass but what can u do. fuck i just typed text speak. i thnk its time for my to go to bed. goodnight all
my girlfriend and i have been doing great, we have been together for almost four months. i recently went up to miss beckerly's hokme town of long beach WA... we camped in a yert in a park called cape dissapiontment... fuck i am bad at spelling. the after noon we traveled around the local beaches, saw some rad ass lighthouses, and saw jake, THE half algator-man. after an evening full of hot dogs, pabst, gangster, and smores we got restless and tried the movie store, unfortunetly it waqs closed but the bowling alley was open for another hour! needless to say i wished that the dude and walter (and donny..rip) were sitting next to me talkin shit on the petter-ass but what can u do. fuck i just typed text speak. i thnk its time for my to go to bed. goodnight all
As I'm walking to the register, water in hand, I see a very poorly handmade sign posted on a cooler door. I step closer and softly read it outloud: "ENERGY DRINKS CAN NOW BE PURCHASED WITH FOOD STAMPS."
I took a step back. I was stunned. Really? Red Bull with foodstamps? Guh.
I neglected to bring my camera with me, so I attempted to take a photo with my (stupid motherfucking) phone. As I gingerly positioned the frame, about to snap the picture, the disheveled, crotchety lady behind the counter yells something at me.
"What are you doing?" she inquires.
"Oh, I just think it's crazy that you can buy energy drinks with food stamps" I replied.
After a long pause, and giving me some serious stinkeye, she says:"People on food stamps get tired too."