Kitties Don't Like Baths
Kitties Don't Like Baths
i have to work on the 4th. suck. at least i get time and ahalf. it's only a four hour shift, so it's not that bad. i'm going to listen to slayer and the locust, to celebrate my country.
who wants to drink some busch light with me on sunday?
1.Saw Fahrenheit 9/11. I dont really see what all the CONTRA-versy is aboot.
2.Im engaged. That's right boys and gals. Im a fiance.
3.Erik is a liar. He has never done the artwork for Spider Man or that one Dragon comic that was on Image.
4.I had banana slugs implanted in my nipples(for taste, nothing more)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! HAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahaha!
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I wonder how personal i will get, will my posts get all winey and pathetic, i fucking hope not, or will they be funny and good. I want to branch out a bit and put up some poems and stories. This is a part of who i am, writing is something i enjoy, and it puts the things i think and feel into reality, instead of just festering in my head. I also hope to use a lot of profanity twords my audience, if you guys and girls don't like that, then fuck you!
So there you have it, my first post, a good welcome i have given myself. good job jon, way to go.
so, i just spent the last few hours getting the site prepped for the new trial staff members. i told them all to post an introduction about themselves, so they should tell you a bit about themselves.
anyway, things are good with me. i desperatly want to drink beer and hang out with ms.wr222.
word.
Yes I am a skinny white boy fag.
By fag I mean that I fuck a ton a dudez in the azzz.
I rub my dick in and out of their cornholeZZZ.
All you krumping muthafuckaz that vizit our zite to tell us about krumping are funny. You just prove to uz that you are indeed adding to the ignorance in your zociety that makez zomething az ztupid az krumping a meaningful thing. I made zure to write all thiz in a way you peepz would understand it.
And to tell you the truth Ive changed my view on krumping. I think itz a great thing. Anything that keepz you from reading bookz or trying to learn thingz iz great. That way you have zomething to do in the way of zurfing around the intranet zticking up for it to people who honaztly dont give a zhit. Zo, Im gonna go fuck zome dudez in the azz while you just keep on krumpin and makin AIDZ BABIEZ, you ztupid muthafuckaz! And az Eazy E once zaid(and he knowz all), GIMME THAT NUTT.
Im out, HOOOOOOOOOMEBOY!
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Pz. Im black.
I would like everyone to start using the word "Kalp".
Use it instead of saying "Fuck" as in "I KALPED the shit out of that axe-wound!!"
Thanks.
So anyways,
Last night I had just got done Kalping the muthafuckin shit out of my girlfriends axe wound, and I decided to leave my room to look for food. I was met by Eric and Wispy who proceeded to take pictures of me and pointed and laughed. I felt like CARRIE. What assholes.
Lately I've been having a lot of fun just goin to Wal-Mart with the old lady and shopping for, you know, stuff. I get my kicks out of watching reruns of cops and Pimp My Ride every chance I get. Picking up my drunk girlfriend and taking her home where we invent new strange versions of coitus is like a big ole fun swift kick in the gonads to me. Today we did a lot of fun which included making lunch, and laying around. Yeah I got old fast but something tells me Im about to have a midlife crisis.
