Lately I've been having a lot of fun just goin to Wal-Mart with the old lady and shopping for, you know, stuff. I get my kicks out of watching reruns of cops and Pimp My Ride every chance I get. Picking up my drunk girlfriend and taking her home where we invent new strange versions of coitus is like a big ole fun swift kick in the gonads to me. Today we did a lot of fun which included making lunch, and laying around. Yeah I got old fast but something tells me Im about to have a midlife crisis.
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