I would like everyone to start using the word "Kalp".
Use it instead of saying "Fuck" as in "I KALPED the shit out of that axe-wound!!"
Thanks.
So anyways,
Last night I had just got done Kalping the muthafuckin shit out of my girlfriends axe wound, and I decided to leave my room to look for food. I was met by Eric and Wispy who proceeded to take pictures of me and pointed and laughed. I felt like CARRIE. What assholes. The new Minus the Bear EP is Fan-kalping-tastic. Everyone needs to buy the Kalp out of it the day it comes out. Well, Im off to go get drunk at the Ashland Creek Bar and Grill and hopefully KALP some poon right into the creek!
Kalp you, Kalpers!
SLEDG xoxoxox
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