Hello endysis. My name is Darrin, and I am the latest addition to your lime-colored haven of self-discosure and rampant name-calling.

Since only a couple of you know who I am, I suppose I'll tell you how I fell into this mess: One day, fearless leader Eric picked up a newspaper and read a music review he didn't like. He said, "Hey, I'm Eric. I can do better." As a result, he walked up to my desk and dropped off an application to become review his own music. Hi sample was a review of Explosions in the Sky, the other four applicants reviewed The Strokes' "Room on Fire." Eric won by default.

Consequently, two pretentious pricks based a friendship on talking shit and an unhealthy love for alliteration. I began reading endysis, and now, two years later, I now get to share my skewed view of this world with Eric's friends, a girl who loves sandwiches, krumpers, and a diagram of a cloud mysteriously labeled "the internet."

I hope you all don't mind my being here. I promise to stay (moderately) quiet.