I fucking hate myspace. I have yet to see anything of value come from that 'community.' What really pisses me off is when people mass-message all their friends with surveys. Not even good surveys. I got one the other day from a 25 year old woman that was *so* rediculous, that I decided to forward it to Sledg / Ian / een / been / sugartooth and see what he had to say.

Here are the results:

WHAT WOULD U DO IF I:

1. I made a move on u: Stick my fingers in your butt.
2. I kissed you: Put my hand on your breast
3. I lived next door to you: Video tape you getting dressed everyday
4. I started smoking: bum a cigerette
5. I asked you on a date: make you take me to the floater concert at the loveland
6. I was hospitalized: suck your dick
7. I ran away from home: id sneak you ham&cum sandwiches out my window
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? I'd cry
9. I asked u to have sex? Id only do it if you respected me
10. i asked u out? say OMG!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

9. Personality: Ripe
10. Eyes: Supple
11. Hair: Lush
12. Body: Hairy

WOULD YOU:

13. Be my friend? noy
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? yes, but then id post it on endysis
15. Hold my hand? oh yeah
16. Go on a date with me? didn't you already ask me that question like twice?
17. Keep in touch? you can touch me as much as you want
18. Try and solve my problems? uh no
19. Love me? GIT R DONE
20. Date me? Once again, already been asked

HAVE YOU EVER:

21. Lied to make me feel better? yes
22. Wanted to kiss me? yes
23. Wanted to kill me? yes
24. Broke my heart? yes
25. Kept something important from me? yes, my virginity
26. Wanted to do me? what does "do" mean?

AND MORE:

27. Who are you? popeye
28. Are we friends? ehh
29. When and how did we meet? in the closet
30. Describe me in one word: penis
31. What was your first impression? penis
32. Do you still think that way about me now? si
33. What reminds you of me? my penis
34. If you could give me anything what would it be? my penis
35. How well do you know me? ive seen your penis
36. When's the last time you saw me? when i saw your penis
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? my penis has herpes

What a sweet friend!

Myspace survey to een.

eric

Thursday 17 November 2005 at 01:30 am

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