I'm not going to give away the secrets of this extravaganza, however here are some things you should know before you go to this show:
1. Bring goddamn earplugs (Unfortunately you WOW hall people are going to be screwed becausse I don't think plugs will help you)
2. All hell breaks loose once Kali Fornia Uber Alles starts.
3. Jello has the looniest/zaniest stage presence ever.... Also, Jello Biafra is a loony.
4. When Jello gets dropped when trying to crowd surf, dont worry about it because it looks like it happens at least three times a show.
5. Dale is fat now, so if a fatter guy that kinda looks like Dale is standing next to you, its probably him.
6. Get ready for a bunch of teenage shitheads to go goddamn BONKERS.
7. Brush up on your lyrics of an amazing artist who has passed away in recent years. they cover one of his songs in the encore.

I feel sorry for you WOW hall people. Its going to be hot and crowded. and LOUD.

Altamont/Melvins/Jelvins at Crystal Ballroom

ian

Saturday 05 November 2005 at 10:49 am

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Yep, only two days to go.
Dude, those teenage shitheads are keeepin it real. Find them in groups of fours, standing on mall sidewalks, drinking their slurpees, wearing their D.K. and Rancid t-shirts, saying "shit" and "fuck," spitting on stuff, yeah . . punk rock dude, punk rock.
Jryly
Saturday 05 November 2005 at 10:49 am

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