Today in my Pop Culture class we had to turn in our 4page essays we wrote about one single word. I chose fugazi because I was fucking listening to fugazi when I was trying to figure out what to do my essay on. This is a class that already makes me question wether it should be a right or an exception to be able to vote or have kids. We had to go up in front of the class and give a two minute presentation on our essay. I wrote down a few of them before I just started listening to my headphones in the back of the room. Here are some of them (I swear to fucking Kubrick I am not making these up):

EMO - Yes, the first one was the thing I hate the most. At least he said MTV was ruining emo, so he had some sort of standard, I guess.

Playa - According to this kid, this term was invented by Snoop Doggy Dogg on his Doggfather album.

Pussy - Apperanty this word was invented in medical books too describe wounds with puss coming out of them (That is really what she said).

Crunk - A mix between Crazy and Drunk. Apperantly invented by Conan O'Brian in 1995.

Fo' Shizzle - Again, a Snoop Dogg invention. Apperantly, It means "For Real". Here I was this whole time thinking "For Real" would be "Fo' Rizzle". Oh Well?

Cunt - Something about quince? Thats all I was listening.

Gay - No seriously, this is really interesting because back in the old days, it meant happy. Then it meant homosexual. Now it means undesirable or stupid. Isn't that interesting?

Queer - No seriously, this is really interesting because back in the old days, it meant weird or different. Then it meant a derogatory term towards gays. Now its an uplifting term towards gays. (!!!!)

Crackin' - This term originated back when flower pots used to get cracks in them and water would leak out. Then Snoop Dogg started saying it like "Is the party crackin'?" Which means: Is this party worth while to go to?

Diva - Something about godesses and opera singers.

Punk - This term was invented by Sid Vicious and his girlfriend Nancy who killed herself. And then everyone liked the Sex Pistols.

Then there was me. The teacher read off my word to the class like it was some word straight out of the Italian dictionary. I explained to everyone that most likely the word originated as slang in the vietnam war era and so on and so forth. towards the end of my presentation I started to notice blank stares on many people's faces, so I just stopped and sat down. That was when the dude that did his essay on "EMO" said:
"Yeah! Thats awesome you did that, because Fugazi is the band that started the whole EMO movement! Wow, thats so cool!"
The teacher said "Wow that IS cool!"
Then he said (to me, as the class looked on) "We should burn each other some cool stuff..."
"No I got what I need..." I say, trying to hide the fact that I might have just lost all my teath from biting so hard and that I also needed to throw my chair at him, pick up his lifeless body by his neck, and throw him out the window. Then I would jump out of the window like the FUCKING wolfman jumping out of a tree and fucking land on his body from two stories up and jump on his torso over and over again untill mung and guts were hanging out of his mouth, ears, eyes, nose, penis hole, butthole and belly button. Then I would grab the short (although not fat) EMO chick that sits in the same spot everyday wearing her ATREYU shirt and drawing anime style babies and I would shove her face in the mung and guts that were hanging out of his penis hole and I would make her SUCK HIS DEAD FLACCID DICK. She would be choking on the stringy guts and snot would be coming out of her nose and she would be puking, but still sucking it back up. Then I would shit my pants, dip my finger in it, wipe a hitler mustache one her lip, kick her in the ass so that she would fall onto the ground, and I would walk off flipping two birds to myself.


Fuck Pop Culture!

Oh the fucking humanity!

ian

Monday 24 October 2005 at 11:48 pm

Seven comments

best. post. ever.
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Monday 24 October 2005 at 11:48 pm
ian- im pretty sure that you should have a religion where you were the main diety or whatever... if you dont already.
neal
Monday 24 October 2005 at 11:48 pm
Reading posts like this makes it hard to not laugh my ass off in the middle of my computers class.
Jon K
Monday 24 October 2005 at 11:48 pm
my favorite is the pic of the hot babe I left for everyone at the bottom.
sledg
Monday 24 October 2005 at 11:48 pm
I just gunna take a wild guess here, but don't those long white hairs on her arm reveal signs of anorexia nervosa?
Jeyl
Monday 24 October 2005 at 11:48 pm
It looks like it!
sledg
Monday 24 October 2005 at 11:48 pm
oh my god, you just painted an image in my head that I will never forget, ever...even if I want to, really bad.
ELi
Monday 24 October 2005 at 11:48 pm

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