i hope you all know that today is national talk like a pirate day. And if you feel like it talk and dress like one. Arrrrr, thats a riighht. so if you read this important message in time use this oppertunity to be a pirate to the fullest. i recoment pirate sex. you know with eyepatches. if you dont have a special lady then use some pirate pickup lines: "Lookout i am about to board you", Or scury, "I've come for your booty (Hidden treasure)". also call wemen wenches they love it. I personally am going to go to the belching Mermaid, on the other side of town, to meet the hostess of pleasure. She will be my maiden for this voyage. ARRR.
Yar have a good Night, Arrrr!
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