1. Land of Sunshine - This song reminds me of the first Mr. Bungle album. This is my least favorite song on the album, but its still a good start off point. ITS ALL UPHILL FROM HERE!
2. Caffeine - Seriously. What tha Fuck yo? This song kicks so much azz. As with many songs on this album, seems like a good end credits song in a movie. Later on in the history of the world, this would be covered by Dillinger Escape Plan before they worked with Patton. Its like an old man falling down dead while hes taking a shower (in slow motion).
3. Midlife Crisis - This song will get stuck in your head, I promise. But, remember its better than the Black Eyed Peas.
4. RV - The background music is very (VERY) reminiscent of the water levels on Super Mario Bros. It seems to be a trashy old man talkin shit by himself in his trailer. If only I could find a Karaoke Bar that has this song! The world would finally suck my DICK!!!
5. Smaller and Smaller - Flames, Wounds, Blood, Chaos. It's Like a tsunami wrapped in some Hurricanes.
6. Everythings Ruined - The calm after the storm when the parents are trying to get their toddler's radio flyer down from a tree. But everyone is safe and thats all that matters, right?
7. Malpractice - If you want to hear one the creepiest songs ever, this one works. This song kicks Cradle of Filth's azz. Dillinger covered this song during one of their performances with Patton (during the same show they cover Justin Timberlake). Seriously, this song shoould be on all of those "creepy" First Person Shooter video games.
8. Kindergarten - Like remembering a childhood you never had. This is my favorite song on the disc.
9. Be Aggressive - Pssst, hey! Dont tell anyone but I think this song might be about blowjobs! Sssshhhhh! I always picture Jack Nicholson's Joker dancing to this song. Yep it's that funky.
10. A Small Victory - I have never seen a more fitting song title. It's like getting your second wind after drinking all morning.
11. Crack Hitler - Like awakening to find yourslef on the cruise ship from hell. It's on fire. There are crackheads fucking each other everywhere. There's a pirate ship shooting at you. The Captain has no lips... you know. You get it.
12. Jizzlobber - THIS SONG IS SO METAL IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHIT MY PANTS. Lord Bearded thought of the best video concept for this I have ever heard.
13. Midnight Cowboy - Yes, a cover of the movie's theme. I love this version of it, but the piece of music is great anytime its been played. It makes me feel like ranting at the top of my lungs when there are only a few people left at O'ryans and they are all on the verge of passing out.
SERIOUSLY, GUYS, SERIOUSLY
MUCH LUV
SLEDG
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