1. This Morning on public access, the strangest show I've ever seen was on. It was footage of the animals at the portland zoo edited together with Rancid playing over it. Added to that was a voice of the stereotypical nasal-y (?) redneck southern type talking about building a strong opposition to the corruptive jews and the jew run media. This guy went on for about 15 minutes, and the whole time I was trying to figure out if it was for real. Gotta love public access.

2. Shinola Vol. 1 by ween
Although I've heard a few of these tracks before, none of them ever sounded this good. Might as well be a new album as far as I'm concerned. Here is what the album makes me visualize.
1. Tastes Good on Th' Bun - Being stuck at some unknown southern relatives get together and the only small talk they can make during dinner are the hellish words from this song.
2. Boys Club - Wooden Swords, Bandanas, Treehouses.
3. I Fell in Love Today - A day in Slow-motion, duh.
4. Big Fat Fuck - A man made of Jelly and he keeps drinking koolade out of a pitcher and it just pour all over him.
5. Gabrielle - An obvious Thin Lizzy homage. They do a good job of it though. All I think of when I hear tis is Chaps. You know, chaps? Chaps? That you wear? Yee-haw cowboy chaps? Oh, and ladies licking their lips.
6. Did You See Me? - Sounds like it should be on Pink Floyd's Animals album. Some might not like that, but it is just dandy for me.
7. How High Can you Fly - Icarus flying while the boognish fucks with his mind. Oh, and its in claymation.
8. Transitions - Waiting in line at the friendliest cafeteria EVER.
9. Isreal - This one is kinda wierd. It reminds me of two things and they are both other songs. One is "Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doodoo Chasers)" by Funkadelic, and the other is this song from the movie "Collateral". Embarassingly, it is a Paul Oakenfold song. Embarassing because it is something I remember. Its just one of those songs that gets stuck in your head OK!!? The visual I get is of Jean Claude Van Damme training in BLOODSPORT. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? YES, I was thinking "dudical" too.
10. The Rift - Hungover in space. and for some reason Toejam n Earl.
11. Monique the Freak - Like Prince and P-Funk put together. I think of tight purple pants, and big teeth. Oh, and those big earrings. Thats about it.
12. Someday - Laying in a field, daydreaming. Catching and releasing grasshoppers.

3. One of the most underrated albums of all time:
Angel Dust by Faith No More

Jesus fucking Christ have you heard this damn shit! If you haven't, then go buy it. Right now. I'll do a track by tracker on it later. (maybe tomarrow if you are lucky, you bitches).

MUCH LUV
SLEDG

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ian

Thursday 18 August 2005 at 3:52 pm

Five comments

Jesus, what the hell is that picture? I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight...

Darrin

when pink eye goes horribly wrong... i remember my mom playing toejam and earl for hours on end, she was either addicted to the game or on drugs that game was pretty damn awesome though i wish i still had it. what game consel was that on?

sarah

If I grew my hair out I could probably look like that.

sarah c.

seriously that is one awesome infection... where did you get that pic from?
sarah c. if your middle name begins with an L we may have a serious problem here!

that boyfriend of hers sure is one hell of a shot

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