jesus h fucking christ when will this man quit??? steven spielberg has done it again folks. he has taken yet another awesome story and turned it into a big piece of shit using a absurd amount of money, none of which went into adapting the story for the screen, but rather some eye catching special effects and explosions. unfortunately as we all know special effects + explosions = a fat and happy american family. this time steve took his total disregard for another persons plot line one step further. can you think of one thing beside special effects and explosions in today's america that makes for an even happier american audience? i believe mr. spielberg was asking himself what he could possibly do to make his target audience fork over the money for overpriced admission tickets in a failing economy when he came up with this brilliant idea. feed off the american public's belief that in today's america no matter what happens we all must have unwavering patriotism... ... and that terrorists are evil...

from the very beginning of this movie it was clear that it was going to be an agonizing 2 hours. but it wasn't until the "aliens" attacked that the underlying propaganda of the film began to surface. when tom cruise's character runs home to see his children after witnessing a huge fucking alien - machine - thingy destroying his city he tells his kids they are under attack. to this his son asks... is it the terrorists? wow, great screenwriting there. fast forward... they get into the only working vehicle on manhattan (tom happens to have ran by his (work?) mechanic friend on the way to see the aliens earlier in the movie after all the cars die, the mechanic is trying to fix this minivan, he is calm and collected like its not too strange of a day, as tom runs by the guy asks him what he thinks is wrong, "replace the cyllinoid", tom replys without stopping to accually look at the vehicle, seriously what the hell is that crap) and his daughter spots the alien - machine - tripodie thingy zapping people to dust with a big blue laser o' death ray. no she asks, quite louder this time in case we didnt catch her brother asking before, "IS IT THE TERRORISTS????". now keep in mind that tom cruise's character is an undereducated blue collar dead beat dad who drives an old ford and works on cars, good old american boy with good old american ingenuity. it gets better. the son, throughout the movie, keeps on trying to run off to go with the military to fight the bad /aliens/machines/overgrown tripods, his dad wont let him and his sister cries because she wants her brother to stay. in the end dad lets him go (literally) because he realizes its what his son needs to do, and since he saw him being extremely altruistic on this ferry earlier maybe he thinks his son will make a good little soilder. 2 minutes later his son gets blown up, or so you think, we cant have ambitious young soldiers dying on the big screen, don't worry he's safe and sound back with his family in the end. there is other stuff too. like how the aliens are portrayed as childlike and ignorant. e.g.. they can pretty much exterminate the human race but they cant figure out the mechanical wonder of a wheel. keep in mind this invasion has been in the works for "like a million years" and these aliens still have a really super hard time understanding the mechanics of a wheel.

a personal favorite that eli pointed out is that when everything electronic dies when these aliens come over each city, were talking cars, phones, radios, watches, everything, somehow this one guys digital camera still works and he films part of the takeover. they later find out these aliend suck out all the blood of humans, for reasons that remain a mystery, this doesnt really follow for me since the machines were turning everyone to dust earlier in the movie. also these machines are really fancy yet they seem to only be able to register noise and sight, no heat or motion sensors, they are easily fooled by a mirror. how does tom take one down? well he gets sucked up into a butt on the thing and detonated a couple grenades, independence day anyone? tim robbing plays a pedofile that wants to "take care of" dakota fanning. the most awesome quote from this movie is when tim robbins is frantically trying to burrow a tunnel to the city single-handedly with a shovel while screaming "not my blood, not my blood" over and over thus giving away their location to these blood sucking spherically challanged aliens.

please someone stop this man from making movies, i will never again pay to see a spielberg film, i refuse. poor wells, he used to have a good thing in the war of the worlds, in fact he still does. do yourself a favor and go read the book you'll be glad you didn't waste two hours of your life to see this piece of crap. it takes ol' stevie 2 hours to get to the narration at the end of the film, this 1 minute ending is the only piece of the movie that pays any respect to wells story, too bad it is completely out of place and follows nothing of spielbergs new glorified, more explodier, be all you can be version of a story that would have been better served if he had never even looked at the book in the first place.


it really is that bad. there's more but im not going to go on forever.

spielberg makes another dead man cry...

sarah

Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am

Eleven comments

what?! no way!! Spielberg is the most amazing storyteller of our time. Why you hatin?
sledg
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
sorry emily, i must just be jealous, i dont know what i was thinking. you are right. i must conceed.
sarah
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
Spielberg fucks bitches frum a distance....
sledg
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
no but sriously,

spielberg actually said that he made this movie as an allagory for 9/11. seriously.
sledg
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
yeah, the conservitive commentators over at fox were suped stoked on this movie i guess, found this out today. thats awesome, take someones idea and then just fucking rape it til you have what you want out of it
sarah
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
i don't want to see this movie. but i actually like speilber. i think he does a good job of conveying his perspective, and does it clearly as his, not hidden... but he does put out some shit hollwood fan fare movies too.
jon r
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
dont get me wrong, i loved ET. but the fact is that he does a horrible job of bringing other people stories to the screen without damaging the plot of the story and the original writing. i wonder why the past two or so movies that he has done that have been adapted from stories / other people scripts have come from dead writers? maybe because its a hell of a lot easier to buy the rights to a story from an estate or family members then to convince the writer you will do good by their work or allow them creative input.
sarah
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
spielberg does a good job at jacking himself off over the fact that he can accually entertain a shit ton of middle class americans and make a ridiculous amout of money off them with insanely stupid, big piles of shit movies. he knows the formula, the more explosions and special effects he crams into a movie is directly proportional to the amout of money he puts in his pocket. nevermind if the movie accually has a plot or not. whats even more sad is that people love it when all the thinking is done for them and all they have to do it be awed by destruction. dont get me wrong ill watch movies that are just pure entertainment every now and then but id like to think people would want to see something every now and then that stirs an emotion of two.
sarah
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
i disagree.
jon r
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
I read the book "War of the Worlds" and thought it sucked. I never saw the movie though, but if it sucked, whatev.
Jon K
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am
Also, all your base are belong to us.
Jon K
Thursday 30 June 2005 at 02:14 am

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