The second I walked in, there were two foxy tattooed chicks stripping to BROKEN GLASS by the MURDER CITY DEVILS. I knew I was home. This strippers were damn hot. And the drinks were the cheapest Ive found in Portland so far. The one downside is that it is on the other side of the burnside bridge, which means a long walk from home.
I LOVE STRIPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE PBR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE MURDER CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On another note-
My girlfriend adopted a kitten from the Humane Society. I wanted to name it Quequeg but she wanted to name it Fred, the name it had at the humane society. We came to a compromise that I'll call it Jeff and she'll call it Jeffrey. I then asked if I could call it Jel, and she said that Im a stupid idiot. Now if it would just go to sleep, everthing would be ok.
Ps. I know im starting to brainwash my girlfriend with Mike Patton, because last night "Sex(Im A)" by Berlin came on, and she asked if it had been covered by Mike Patton. Which for you retards it was covered on the album LOVAGE - MUSIC TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR OLD LADY BY...., and was a collaboration with Dan the Automator. I was a very proud boyfriend/Mike Patton fanboy.
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