There used to be a brand of baseball cards made by donruss called STUDIO. On these cards the pictures would be portraits instead of action shots and on the back instead of stats, there was stuff about the player. Here is what the back of mine would say:

Sledg Brian Brainerd
Feb. 26 1983

On-field Nemesis: High School Kids
On-field Bitch: [e]

Hobbies: Medieval Metal, Red Cocaine, Hot Tits, inventing Slang, Cigerettes, Rothschild 100 proof Vodka
"I just invented a new term yesterday while I was looking at sculptures in the PSU art building, and it's 'Those are some HOT TITS.'"

Pet Peeves: Emo, Krumping, All people, technology, Money
"Emo chicks are fat, Emo dudes are pussies, and they both have dumb haircuts."

Ambition: To be the first man to either kill everybody or the first to fuck everybody (except those disgusting Emo kids)

Personal Quote: "I met Mike Patton."

Sledg Brainerd's Donruss Studio Card

ian

Wednesday 08 June 2005 at 9:41 pm

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ian you are some HOT TITS.
jon r
Wednesday 08 June 2005 at 9:41 pm

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