2. Im retaking Math 95 because my professor is a stupid whore and says that I have to actually attend class to pass, regardl;ess of what my test scores are and how many times I've already learned about FOILing. My new teacher is what appears to be the most miserable woman in the world. She didn't even show up for class today. Everytime I see her I want to throw used condoms at her and curse her and punch her tooth and give her the poison eye. No im just kidding. But it is sad to have to watch a morbidly obese women who you can tell pounds a fifth of vodka and cries herself to sleep everynight teach you math.
3. I moved in with my girlfriend. The times, they are a changin.
4. Wispy came to visit and we went to a rock show at a place called the Solid State for 8 dollars. This venue is about the size of my dorm room. The first un-local band we watched was the duderadical THE OXES. These guys just have to be seen. They blew my cock through my asshole and that was before they had us singalong to THEM BONES by ALICE IN CHAINS. I wanted to buy a cd really bad but I had no cash. Then we saw the almighty BIG BUSINESS who rocks it so hard I almost died, JUST LIKE THE POPE. Then We saw These Arms are Snakes, which I like better live then on CD. They were rocking it but about 2/3's through their set, we left cuz me and wisp were rocked out and tired of smelling assholes.
5. The next night Me, Aurelia, Wisp, and two bozo's from Aurelia's work went to Wallbangers. This place has dueling pianos and the piano players will play pretty much what ever you yell out. They drink on the job, which is sweet. Aurelia's work bozo's kept yelling to the hottie female one to remove her top. She did not. But when we were leaving she flashed me and wisp a little somethin somethin. After trying to get the piano players to go out with us after they were closing up, to no avail, we hit Caberet, a sketchy ass strip club right on burnside.. The first chick we saw was hot but then after that it was depressing. It culminated with a woman who was obviously ten years older then the rest. She looked like she had done too much meth and might've been pregnant. All the guys in the club left as soon as she got up on stage. She was dancing to Eazy E and it was sad. She didn't even end up taking her clothes off. Which is good. This made us go to Mary's Club, the wackiest strip club around. Wispy fell in love with the strippers and we had a gay old time. Aurelia bought wispy a Mary's shirt so he could go show off in Southern Oregon. We went home and went to sleep. It was awesome.
Coming soon for me,
Dalek in Milan and ISIS and Jesu in Bologna.
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