1. Hitting on chicks over the internet doesn't work because:
a. It's creepy
b. It assures everyone that you are still a virgin, since you are obviously scared to talk to chicks that are physically around you. This double-obviously means you don't know how to please a woman.
2. When you use words like "we", as in "i think we can have a good thing" it means that you have already fantasized about being together with this person and have some sort of relationship with them, which you, uh, DONT. Added to that, why do you think you guys "can have a good thing"? Have you met her? Or are you just thinking about what a good thing it would be if you could date someone? Do you email Heidi Klum the same thing. Jenna Jameson? Raquel Welch?
The point I'm getting at is that you obviously don't have much of a grasp on reality. And to give you a little secret between guys.... THAT IS SCARY TO GIRLS. People who tend to think that they "could have a good thing" with someone they've never met usually go by the title of STALKER. Sure I think often that me and Josie Maran "could have a good thing", but if i were to try to tell her that she'd file a restraining order against me. Some things are just not meant to be. It's about drawing that line between fantasy and reality. And once you' start thinking that you can cross line, that is when you are a psycho. That is what makes people child molesters and panty thieves.
Some advice:
Since you are 24 and still a virgin you need to learn some skills quick. To boost your confidence around the ladies, I suggest you hire some prostitutes to teach you the ropes. Once you feel comfortable and know where all the differant parts are (namely the clit, the funhole, and the asshole), you are halfway there. The next thing you need to do is leave you room and go outside and make some friends. This is what I refer to as "building a social network". Through this "social network" you meet people which eventually leads to meeting Chicks. When faced with talking to a girl, its best not to think about how you are coming off. You just have to engage them in some conversation. Eventually you'll find ONE desperate enough to fuck you. You're going to make some mistake s along the way, which is ok as long as you learn from them. You are even going to make some mistakes in the sack, which is ok, as long as you dont let it mess with your confidence. A premature ejaculation here or there is no big deal.
NOW GO OUT THERE And BE SOMEBODY!!!!
Im glad we had this talk
love
SLEDG
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Just because you number things like that
1. Doesn't make you cool
2. Makes me want to put the boots to your literal cocksucker
3. Cracks me the fuck up
ALSO, your whole "I'm so smart check out my psychological analysis where I phrase sentences like I actually know what the fuck I'm talking about" because of a simple comment about the fact that a chick I ran across by accident was hot doesn't make anyone think that you are intelligent. Id love to destroy you.
Jeffrey, thank you for that, that truly made my day.
on a side note, maynard is the biggest douchebag ever, but for some odd reason, that man is my hero.
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