My friend HOOKNOSE is very sad. He won't tell me why. I assume that life in a computer must have him down, but at least there is a lot of porn to look at. Any way, he wants to tell you the readers about his problems with the hope some one willl give him advice. So here he is: :?( ----- Hi
My problem is that there is only one lady here inside the computer. And i can't seem to get across to her that it would be a good idea for us to get together. She always uses my cell phone to play snake, and my car for her errands. She always likes cuddling at night, but when ever I try a move she just wants to be friends. She just wants to be friends? All that added to the fact that she gets mad if I don't call her and she's always trying to get me boozed up "so she can take advantage of me"? I always get all boozed up and then all she wants to do is cuddle or she leaves to go look at Gay porn. WTF? Why does this keep happening to me! I can't just play with my hook all day. Women confuse me, i wish there was more than one. Thank you for your time. Sledg was right. It does feel good to vent your frustration on the internet for absolute strangers to read.
Poor Hooknose, well hopefully someone can help him out. Cause I'm all out of ideas. Women confuse me too. As much as i try to understand. Boy do i try. Damn.
Five minute mixtape
"Strawberry" - Butthole Surfers
"Nenada" - Desert Sessions 7 & 8
"Powdered Wig Machine" - Desert Sessions 9 & 10
"Broken Homes" - Tricky
"Spider Baby" - Fantomas
"Big Exit" - PJ Harvey
"[]... No Corners" - Boom Bip & Doseone
"Awakening" - Gruf
"Burnin and Lootin" - Bob Marley and the Wailers
"Evidence" - Faith No More
"Southbound Pacaderm" - Primus
"Man's World(Live - 13th Anniversary Show)" - Residents
""Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie" - Johnny Cash
MUCH LUV
SLEDG
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