Alias: Roberto Lincoln, Pelican Sanders (yeah eric), Popo the Donkey, Carlos Wilson
Title: The legend of the World
Strengths: Big Strong Penis, Running on four legs, Jack Daniels, and Flying Butt Pliers (Guess the referance), referances, the wit of Jesus, Contra
Weaknesses: Poontang, Hit's in the Ball's, Eric's Asshole, The Mars Volta, Jack Daniels
Origin: Born a nocturnal albino rat fox, Sledg was walking to find food for his children when he slipped and fell in a puddle of puke that a bum had thrown up a week before. At that moment their was a lunar eclipse and some fog. He does not remember the next few days but when he came to, he was in bed with a ton of chicks and was a human being. He was fingering all of them in their butthole, but told them to call them their "kissy lips". So when stories of his "kissy lips" fingering rode a yellow dragon (not the chinese kind) around southern Oregon and returned to him , he kissed it and made it suck his dick till it sqirted blood all over his magazines. Not to be outdone he went and killed Doc Oc, Venom, Carnage, The Green Goblin, The Lizard, Osama Bin Lama, and Tsunamis. Because Spider Man was being a bitch about it, he slapped him on the back and kicked Kirstin Dunst's head threw the goal posts. This was when he was legally recognized as the legend, by every country in the world except Madgascar, The Congo, and Sweden where he was named as a honarary citizen instead. Whoever is posting those fucking casino/debt bullshit needs to stop. Trust me you want to stop. If you don't I will be calling my russian friends to take care of you and that is not a joke. It's up to you.
Best albums of 2004:
1.Mastadon - Leviathan
2.Dillinger Escape Plan - Miss Machine
3.Minus the Bear - They Make Beer Commercials.....
4.Smoke and Smoke - Love Suffers Long (I haven't heard this yet, but im sure it belongs)
5.Fantomas - Delirium Cordia
6.David Bowie - Diamond Dogs (Loop the first 7 1/2 seconds of Sweet Thing (reprise))
Best Songs I listened to a Lot of In 2004
1. Wesley Willis - Lick a Bulldog's Nasty Asshole
2. Wesley Willis - Outburst
3. The Frogs - Any song
4. Dillinger Escape Plan - Sunshine the Werewolf
5. Smoke and Smoke - Against the Machine
6. The Locust - Any song
7. Crowbar - Repulsion in it's Splendid Beauty
Person who I could put on any list because they released way too much music this year (with one on the way):
John Frusciante - 5 albums, 1 ep, 1 album on Jan 25
Best Show of the Past Year:
Icarus Line
runner up:
Liam Wilson
Best movies of 2004:
1. Life Aquatic
2. Eternal Sunshine
3. Very Long Engagement
there would be more but there aren't
Worst movie I've seen in Five years: Spanglish
runner up: meet the fuckers
Country that Re-elected Bush: America
Thing I can't Wait for: The red states being overrun with racist zombies.
Other thing I can't wait for: Seeing Natalie Portman's butthole
Much Luv
SLEDG
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