The Mars Volta are Good!

1. They make cool sounds that sound like the sounds that you hear coming from a spaceship that can't escape a toilet bowl that is filled with poo and bjork.
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2. The drummer is shaped like Rectangle. l_______________l <---One that looks like that

3. Cedric has the best dance moves i've ever seen. It's like watching Celine Dion chasing after soap on a men's maximum security prison's shower room floor while murderers shove their fists up her butt.

4. The can score you major poon. Even more THAN BUCKLEY, ERIC.

5. Bad haircuts.

ps. Paris Hilton legally trademarked "That's Hot." So I couldn't use it without her permission.

Why the Mars Volta are good by Roberto Lincoln

ian

Wednesday 08 December 2004 at 11:05 am

Three comments

That IS hot.
Paris
Wednesday 08 December 2004 at 11:05 am
paris hilton is stupid. and mars volta is great
wispy
Wednesday 08 December 2004 at 11:05 am
PH balanced for ultra hot protection
Jon R
Wednesday 08 December 2004 at 11:05 am

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