It's cold!!!!!!!

I woke up this morning thankful that I was alive. And then I went to go have a smoke(8:30am) and felt shitty again. I wasn't sure what I was going to do today, but then I thought of something that I feel I should share. So, Untill the next Ween & Waffles day, here's something to do. Since in many places it's very very very cold, this could end up catching on like the Macarena, but it's even more lame. Here's how to look hot, even if you are cold. you might even be able to trick yourelf into FEELING hot. Hey you never know. Try to have some fucking vision.
Get these items and mix them together: 2 heat lamps
swimsuit(inside out)
Neckties
biker gloves
bicycle shorts
big ass lounge chair
little propeller hand held fan
strange brands of beer
"Wet Hot American Summer"
A tribe Called Quests "Midnight Marauders"
Mr. Bungle's "California"
The Avalanches "Since I Left You"
Beastie Boys "Paul's Boutique"
Poets of Rhythm's "Discern/Define"
Ice Cream
Cardboard cutout of Larry Bird
broken sunglasses
blue construction paper
fake tattoos
"American Pimp"
Ukilale(?)
camera, any sort, even broken

. Eric- You should definately try this with your currant situation, plus I bet you could get some hot dorm poon to help you out. I GARAUNTEE you will not feel the coldness of winter with these things mixed together properly. Just remember to check with your roommates. And remember:
DON"T BE A FRAT BOY

MUCH LUV
SLEDG

Don't forget to have fun you pukes
"Theme from Narc" by the Pixies
"Dirty Frank" by Pearl Jam
"The Partisan" by Leonard Cohen
"Hennesey n Buddah" by Snoop Dogg
"Human Being Lawnmower" by the MC5
Anything by the MURDER CITY DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next Ween & Waffles Day: Saturday.
Make a new kind of waffle, listen to some ween, give hugs
I hate Tenacious D
Fuck

It's cold, but I'm Hot

ian

Monday 05 January 2004 at 2:21 pm

One comment

Word up. Rifles make me, hot and wet. Anyway, damn shit.
The advice of warmness will come in handy when your Turkish speaking neighbors,in the house conected to you, turn off the gas heat. Let me tell you from experience, Sledg knows heat . . . . firsthand.
Jeryl
Monday 05 January 2004 at 2:21 pm

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