So Eli was sitting on the toilet and the only thing I could think of to do was to spray him with the squirt bottle while he was helpless. Turns out he wasn't so helpless...
He takes the top of the tin I keep some of my jewerly in and scoops up water out of the pot, after he had shit in it, and threatens to fling poopy toilet water at me. He starts laughing, as I am totally grossed out and says, "remember that time I pissed on the floor?". So I decided I needed to share this story...
Eli is in the kitchen and he says "I have to piss" so I tell him "go piss", he mimics me so I lock him in the laundry room, he says "let me out or I'm gonna piss on the floor" I say "you had better not fucking piss on my floor", so he pisses on my floor.
Please tell me, is this normal behavior?
Eli is now in the bathroom, cleaning out the top of my tin with alcohol.
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