So, tomorrow I move into our new apartment. Jessi moves in on sunday. We will have no phone and no internet, so I might have to start hanging out at the library. Not likely that my presence here will be greatly missed to begin with. Eric and Ian seem to be the website now. No one else is interesting enough, no one has any crazy antics to relate.

What am I supposed to say?
"Man you should have seen me on New Year's, I had four drinks over the course of about six hours, played some mean Scrabble and then got my ass beat by my mom at dominoes, it was awesome."
or
"Last week at work I didn't see any famous people, let alone make money off of them, but I did have this righteous conversation with one of my supervisors who kind of looks like a miniature more elvish Joan Cusack about how our lives used to be exiciting and fun and full of crazy antics worth relating to anyone else in this god-forsaken shit whole of an existence."
Just kidding.
But seriously, I don't think anyone wants to hear about how I wear a green apron all day, or my new pair of pants, or my Delux Edition Scrabble board.