So Eli is the last of the group to turn 21, so of course everyones mission last night was to get him completely wasted...
At 12 am we went to the Creek. Eli had his first legal drink, a Jack and Coke. He had already been drinking beers, with names like the Skull Splitter, at the boys house before we got to the bar. We sat down outside and some of the guys dragged him back inside to take shots with him. About a half an hour later I bought him anothen Jack and Coke. The he went back into the bar with Clayton and the bartenter made him a Flaming Dr. Pepper. He kept drinking steadily at this pace over a 2 hour period, then Raby brought him out a Yaeger Bomb which I think is what sealed his fate for the evening. After the bartender ate me and Eric's chicken strips and replaced thiem with some nasty "sampler" which consisted of greasey onion rings and jalapeno poppers that did not quite agree with me it was time to leave. I guess I didn't realize how drunk Eli was until he tried to walk. The ground was slippery because it had rained so when we tried to go out to the parking lot he was falling all over the place and bringing me down with him. I was trying to get him in Zach's car when Tallon suggested to him that they walk, thanks Tallon, I grabbed him and got him into the back of Zach's car after he fell on the pavement one more time. He laid out on the back seat where we had to try to fit two other people. Anyway we all got in and Zach gave us a ride up the hill to my car. On the way up Eli was hanging out the sunroof yelling, with his pants falling down. He jumped out of the car through the sunroof when we got to my car and started falling all over the place in front of my grandma's house yelling, "It's my birthday!". It took a couple tries of him falling all over the road to get him in the car. I went around the other side and got in and he was laying on my stick shift. So I buckled him in so that his head was propped up against the window. He didn't say anythink until we got near the Minute Market. The rest of the nights conversation...
"How did we get here?" - e
"Wispy drove us." - s
"Where did he go?" - e
"He's driving Katie to Medford." - s
"Oh Ok." - e
Eli passes out for a second and doesn't say anything...then...
"We should steal a car." - e
" Why should we do that?" - s
"Because my Mazda...we could get a new one." - e
"Ok we'll do that tomarrow night." - s
"I gotta, piss... are you ok to drive, I gotta piss... are you sure you're ok?" - e
"Yeah I'm fine I only had 2 drinks." - s
Eli passes out again for a few minutes then...
"You know I could drive right now if I wanted to." - e
"Sure, you were having some problems walking there a second ago, but I guess that was because the ground was slippery." - s
"Yeah, I could drive if I wanted to, I really gotta piss." - e
"Do you want me to pull over?" - s
"No. You know when we get home I'm going to have to vomit." - e
I pulled over
He is hating life right now but I think he had fun last night. I told him when he kinda woke up a little that his dad called and wanted to take him out tonight. I don't think he's too keen on that idea.
Ummm. Yea, happy birthday Eli. Now you can rent porn and buy cigars.You are a MAN! Baby!
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