Krumping Sux
a poem by
sledg "gina taint" brainerd
Krumping is something you do when you have
aids
Krumping is something you do when you have
no friends
Krumping is something that happens
in hell
Krumping is something that happens
if your dick is small
Krumping is for
stupid asshole baby-killers
Krumping is for
ignorant aids-baby makers
Krumping is not for everybody
Its just for the people that cant read.
Fuck you, Krumpers. F-U-C-K Y-O-U
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Of Krumping

ian

Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am

80 comments

you r soo stupid
nyra
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
omgsh shut up white boy .. you don`t know what the fkcc you`re talking about ! you just don`t understand wtf krumping is !
jelly
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
exactly u dont know shit and krumping is the best thing that happened to most of the kids out there! its an antidrug keeps them off the streets so shut the fuck upp!!!
butter
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
krumping sucks
bob
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
lmfao

Every time you post something about krumpers sucking ass, they just come and bitch about it. They never learn.
jon k.
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
Krumping has to be single handily the most stupid thing I have ever seen. If I don't understand kruping, that is a good thing. T.V. and video games also keeps kids of the streets, and that doesn't make it a good thing too.
Tabor
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
id like to see the people hatting on krumping get up there and do half of that shit, you cats dont have any respect... Fuck the hatters, the world is a better place without them!!!
D-Block
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
lmao.. it's funny how the white kids complain and bitch about something they can't do. When you guys are out there blowing up shit and shooting kids in high school, we didn't make websites and complain about you crackers, now did we? You crackers are a disgrace to the white people in general. It's sad really, lol...
Krumper
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
yeah, im sorry i am a disgrace, it was me personally who was "blowing shit up" and "shooting kids in high school". do you realize that you are comparing krumping to acts of sensless violence? is that something you usually compare a stupid dance fad to? you're right i cant "krump", i don't feel the need to make an ass out of myself in front of other people, or be a point of ridicule on someone web log. you are a disgrace to PEOPLE in general, racist comments will get you nowhere in life, not to mention that they make any point you are trying to make completely invalid because it makes you out to be a very ignorant person,
sarah
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
lmao. i shouldn't post cuz this shit is retarded. um yeah shut the fuck up and don't talk about krumping if ya can't. trying to act all smart doesn't suit you, nobody wants to hear they suck on a fucking blog. Talk about shit u know. krumping helps keep the kids that would be on the streets off it... basically none of the motherfuckers u know... u should tell the krumpers u think they're stupid, but ya got no dick
dina
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
wow! people are still commenting on this. i mean, granted this is a pretty rediculous log to begin with but the build up to it is even more rediculous. people really care that much about this little web log site, thats pretty crazy.
wispy
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
krumping sucks, their only excuse for it is that it gets them off the street and that you can't say shit if you don't krump.. krumping is shit.. haha
bob
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
IM THE BEST KRUMPER NOBODY BETTER THEN ME OUT HERE THE MOST KRUMP NIGGA IN DIS SO COME SEE FO YO DAMN SELF AND MY NIGGA SICK WIT IT HE TIGHT AS FUCK AND AINT NO BODY FUCKIN WIT KRUMP MAN OR SICKWIT IT SO FUCK THE REST
krump man
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
IM THE BEST KRUMPER NOBODY BETTER THEN ME OUT HERE THE MOST KRUMP NIGGA IN DIS SO COME SEE FO YO DAMN SELF AND MY NIGGA SICK WIT IT HE TIGHT AS FUCK AND AINT NO BODY FUCKIN WIT KRUMP MAN OR SICKWIT IT SO FUCK THE REST WE DA BEST WE AINT FAKERS WE MAKERS
krump man
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
WHO THE FUCK OUT THERE NEED A FUCKIN REAL KRUMPER WELL LOOK NO MORE CUZ KRUMP MAN RUNNIN DIS WHILE CHECKIN ME OUT CHECK MY NIGGA SICK WIT IT HE AND I THE TIGHTEST SO ITS NOT JUST ME BEING THE TIGHTEST ITS THAT NIGGA SICK WIT IT TOO WATCH AND SEE
krump man
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
i'm not any good, I don't know that man.
sick wit it
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
Check out this krumper music video. It appears that it's getting some exposure.

http://www.funkatron.com/external/sp-pro..
SomeLoser
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
krumping aint easy and crippin aint either
dahometownlegend
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
this nigga! you need to shut that shit up. just because you don't know how to get krump don't mean you gotta hate! you probably tried out for a dance squad and got your ugly ass told off. What you need to do is to sit your smurf lookin ass down somewhere! Hush and Swallow!
I'M OUT
Krump up
Serve down
Alaja
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
Do you suppose it's imperative to showcase ignorance and stupidity, as well as having bad grammar, in order to be a krumper...or krumpette as the case may be? Comments months after the fact are awesome! For real.
Chrystal
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
It is unbelievable. Where do you come from? Whats the name of your parents and your grandparents? I live in Germany nearly by Bad Birnbach. I am a writer and painter and have a life like a hobby farmer. Maybe you could be a unknown cousin? Please write back!
Greetings Walter
Walter Krumper
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
^ ????? what the fuck, walter krumper, are you serious?? i dont understand
sarah
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
Sad how people put down young kids that found somthing positive to do with their lives you're going to put them down and shit. Matter of fact, it looks like you dont even have a life if you gott sit here and make childish poems about a damn dance and do something with that hair because you lok a mess. And for you alaja....get a life.
Mimi
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
mah bad i meant crystal
Mimi
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
nice fucking e-mail address.
[e]
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
dancing (or so they say) in clown suits is "positive"? read a fucking book you imbecile. how's that for positive? and stop replying to posts older than god. you can't even spell my name.
chrystal
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
mimi,
you need to get a life. krumpng sucks; get over it.
slam
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
i am not a "nigga"
sledg
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
First, for mimi, whatever the fuck your name is! Don't tell me to get a life, i know what i'm doing with my self. You don't know shit about me. So i suggest you keep your comments to you self or i would really come through you computer screen like that bitch on the ring! I don't understand this, ya'll don't know where i come from and what i have to do just to survive in these crazy streets of L.A. Dancing is my thing to do, i dont' like how you just critized every person that does krump dance. You know good and well that it's a bunch of black kids that do that. Not all but mostly. SO you want to talk all of that come walk these streets in my chucks and see how it feels. I'm out!
alaja
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
I still think this is the best post on the entire fucking website.
[e]
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
"how many of you that sit and judge me, have ever walked the streets of Bakersfield." -Buck Owens
Levi
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
do you krump naked?
slam
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
good. fucking. times.
dk
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
DK- What the fuck is up, how´s Equador? Hello from Argentina. Chrystal-What the fuck is up? Email me buttface. Levi- Your still alive? And finally, what´s all this buisness about krumping... actually forget it, I don´t want to get involved in the krumping debate.
Ashley
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
what happened to the rest of the comments eric? shouldnt there be like 100 or so on here?
sarah
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
ashley!! holy shit, dude, hi!!! I MISS YOU!!!!
dk
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
my my my this is very sad, I am a krump dancer and i understand that these guys dont like it it bugs them and its ok, for all krumpers and buckers that read that poem why get mad, you know what you do and you are good at it and it keeps you positive, and to the guy that wrote the poem, im glad you stand your ground on what you believe and speak your mind. However it was a little harsh to say that its for people with AIDS and shit, but whatever its all good if any krump dancers want to talk to me my AIM is ccat4ksquad
Ccat
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
yeh.. krumping sux.. thats why they coming out with a new movie called "RIZE" thats based on full krumping.. no lame ass plot... and break came out with a movie called breakin.. a movie about 30348o79345 years old... hahaha....

get buck my niggaz and smash on all the haterz...

dis playbOi.. come find me.. 626 in the west covina area... i go to nogales high....battlez open every day..
playbOi from da 626 west covina come find me!!
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
they also make movies about abortion, and obviously, abortion isn't really all that 'cool.'

your sarcasm and logic are fucked, but at least you can dance, right?
[e]
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
i just started but i know how to walk my ass off but as far as the hands im still working on but them fuckin haters yall really need to stop thats all i got to say. yadatatimean mid town
bay area E.P.A. nigga
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
You a fuckin dumbass whut a fuckin hater.Shit leave it alone dawg if it aint for you mind your business bitch.Just because the only thing you can probably do is square dance you dumb bitch.Just leave it alone you fucking red neck go listen to some Nsync records or someshit
HeCtIkDaGrEat
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
DAWG, I PROPAGATE STEREOTYPES FROM DISTANCE.
HARDTOOHITT
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
yeah eric go pull out your nsync records and stop commenting on YOUR website, are we still on for squaredancing this friday? hey um by the way hectikdagreat... your a fucking idiot, learn how to spell... its so funny how all you fucks say that we dont like "krumpin'" "cause we all racist an shit", yet you are the assholes being racist and stereotypical about this whole thing. we make fun of "krumpin" because it is the most lame thing we have ever seen, it's a stupid passing fad, just like your dumb ass.. stop.coming.to.this.site. It has nothing to do with your lame ass dancing, unless of of course you want to leave an intelligent and well formulated argument about why "krumpin" is sooo awesome, maybe you just can't grasp the technicalaties of the english laguage enough to try to make yourself seem somewhat intelligent, but more then likely it is simply because there is no reason as to why this fad is so awesome and it hurts your head to try to spell just one word correctly, you know if you used your brain more maybe it wouldnt be wasting away into nothing causing you to dance like a fucking dumbass and making you lose all ability to communicate to others...
sarah
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
I FART ON KRUMPING!!!!!!!
sledg
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
well put... now thats what i call an intelligent comment about "krumpin", thanks eenie
sarah
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
You guys are retarded. Krumping was invented to stop gang wars. It was made so that people would stop shooting each other and just do dance battles. Thats what krumping is. so stop hatin on krunping when u dont even kno what the hell it is. Dont hate what u cant do
Bear
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
Them cats up in there give more respect to other ppl that u haters. They go to church nd give money to the unfortunate. Give them some respect. fkn haters, ya'll cant do shit.
Bear
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
HARDTOOHITT, STFU about your english language shit. I clearly remember you say we make fun of "krumpin" because it is the most lame thing we have ever seen Most lame? What the hell is that? How about "lamest"? Check your grammar. Krumping isn't a fad, it's a way of putting your anger onto dancing. You don't know what you're talking about. SHUT THE HELL UP
Bear
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
Are you named Bear because you are big and hairy and men pay you to fuck them in the asshole?
sledg
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
i like how bear says " Krumping was invented to stop gang wars". who invented it. was it the government. it is like he thinks a higher atority is in control, not the people doing the krumping.
jon r
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
it's way radder when they shoot each other.
Levi
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
i dont even like krumping anymore.

Why doesnt everyone just get together and play videogames and cook hot dogs ro something? its not very hard to be peaceful you know.
krumper #2
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
Why r u guys worried about this guy. he probably cant dance any way and by the way he looks he might be a rocker or somthing. he is ignorant.

But then he would get mad if we started talking about, how dumb rockers look when they headbang and have mosh pits and jum up and down , and nod there heads real fast like they have no sense. he would say f*ck u.

The dance might look stupid to you cuz u dont dance and your not creative. and its also a good workout.

I just wish u would say it in person to all the krumpers and say it to there face and say fuck them. and you will get a good reply back.
Chuck Tee
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
"Rockers" are "ignorant" and they always fucking "headbang" and "jum up", he is so uncreative "cuz he dont dance". You fucking assholes get so bent out of shape when people make generalizations about the fads you follow yet instead of defending "krumping" in a intelligent way, instead of being a rational fucking human being, you spew off a bunch of bullshit about a person you do not even know. You jump all over people for making assumptions based on your appearences, preferences, "style", or lack there of, but instead of refuting the "misinformation" you come back with more assumptions making yourself look even more stupid then previously believed possible. You will never convince anyone here that convulsing in a manner that leads people to believe you are having a seizure is a form of dance. We will continue to laugh our asses off at your failed attempts to communicate online. No one takes your comments to heart, you're a fucking joke, the more pissed off you get, the more vulgar and offensive you think your comments are... all the more amusing. The best are the threats. Do you really think you are going to scare anyone by threatening them on a message board on the internet? Get a fucking life, go dance so we can laugh at you some more. When "krumping" gets old then by all means go back to shooting each other, maybe eventually all you stupid fucks will kill each other.
Maybe a rocker, or something.
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
"rockers" ARE retarded. But Krumpers are more so.
sledg
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
krumping is awesome!! yall dont kno what your talking bout! im really good at it and im sure a lot of utha ppl r! i respect the krumpers
crazydancer
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
krumping makes me horny and wet
sissy
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
Wow, I am truly saddened by the amount of hate in my brothers' and sisters' hearts for each other. GOD gave everyone different talents and we should all perform them for his glory, whether it is "krumping" or "head-banging". It's all beautifull and GOD doesn't frown on any of it, as long as it doesn't harm others. and why all the cursing, The bible says that we can not praise GOD and curse man with the same mouth, you cancel out your praises. What does down grading each other do? Make you feel good for the moment and then what. Learn to appreciate each other and accept one anothers differences. We all bleed red blood so that makes us one in the same. Sure, whoever started this blog was angry, so what, don't stoop down to his level, be the bigger person, pray for him, and hope that he is blessed. I will pray everyone on the site. Everyone be blessed and enjoy life because it is too short to argue about dancing and music.
SAM
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
ITS FUNNY HOW KRUMPING IS SUPPOSED TO SUCK TO SOME PEOPLE & THAT ITS BAD,STUPID AND ITS JUST ANOTHER DANCE FAD BUT IF ITS SO BAD THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT THEN? LOL IF ITS THAT BAD THEN DONT TALK ABOUT IT, YOUR JUST MAKING IT MORE POPULAR THE MORE YOU TALK NEGATIVE ABOUT IT, HELLO? DO YOU THINK MADONNA GOT POPULAR FROM BEING ALL GOODY TOO SHOES? NOPE IT WAS THE NEGATIVE PUBLICITY SHE RECEIVED.. AND I FEEL MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO TALK NEGATIVE ABOUT KRUMPING ARE PREJUDICE PEOPLE, ANYTIME YOU SEE A PERSON OF COLOR DOING SOMETHING POSITIVE TO GET OFF THE STREETS YOU TALK BAD ABOUT IT, I DONT CARE FOR KRUMPING MYSELF BUT THEN AGAIN ITS AN AGE GAP DIFFERENCE WITH ME, IM OLD ENOUGH TO BE MOST OF THESE DANCERS MOTHERS, BUT ITS ENTERTAINING TO ME AND ALTHOUGH I STILL DONT QUITE UNDERSTAND IT SO WHAT, LET PEOPLE BE, IF IT MAKES THEM HAPPY THEN LET IT BE.. AND TO ALL OF THESE KRUMP HATERS, NO ONE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SLAM DANCING WHICH ARE FOR PEOPLE INTO PUNK ROCK MUSIC, HONESTLY THATS WHAT KRUMPING REMINDS ME OFF, ITS AN EXPRESSION OF THE BODY TO MUSIC, KRUMPING IS TO BLACKS AS WHAT SLAM DANCING IS TO WHITES.. PEACE
dont need to know
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
WHY DO PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMETHING THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THATS FUCKIN LAME! ITS SO EASY TO TALK SHIT THROUGH THE INTERNET FUCKIN NERDS ARE JUST HATING CUZ THEY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
MoNiQuE
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
WE MAKE FUN OF KRUMPING BECAUSE IT IS THE AMERICAN WAY.
[e]
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
i have nothing better to do except for work and goto spanish class and do homework and drink beer at strip clubs and build things out of other things.........
sledg
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
"Why do people talk shit about something they don't understand that's lame"
ummm... i know! because its lame.
sarah
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
fuck yall that say krumpin is stupid. and to the man that put that poem up thier talkin about krumpin how its stupid and how its for people that cant read when i see ur ass u got somethin coming to u races ass bitch!
Lea
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
yall some races ass people on here talkin about how krumpin is stupid and how its for people that cant read .what it sounds to me like yall talkin about black people but iam tell every body i know about this web site. races ass bitch!X-(
Lea
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
that little yellow face looks really mad! I would be mad as well if I had a big black X for eyes.
Levo
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
lea,
first off the word is RACIST.
second i did not mention black people even once. So call me a RACIST if you feel like it and TELL EVERYBODY but its people like you who call everyone that disagrees with you a racist that keeps things from making forward progress racially. well that, and racists.
sledg
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
race has nothing to do with ignorance, no one associated with this site has mentioned race at all but it is funny that the instances in which race was has been mentioned in comments have come from all of the "krumpers" that stumble upon this site. the majority of the people who participate in this insanely retarded fad called "krumping" may be african american, "black" as you eloquently stated. however, there is a lot of people that do it that are white, red, yellow, and a bunch of other colors too. this post is intended to make fun of "krumpers" as a whole, not just a specific group of them. reverse racism is just as much of a problem as racism is in this country today lea. until people can be completely color blind when it comes to judging any person, whatever color they may be, and instead judging a person on how they behave, act, and how they contribute to making our world a little better, racism on both accounts and on every side will continue to exist. there is a group of women who believe that since women in the U.S. have equal rights as men, which we legally do, that the problem of sexism lies not in the fact that we do not have equal rights, as feminists claim, but that by continuing to draw attention to the differences and injustices of women and blaming these problems on sexism instead of personal conduct, the continuing feminist movement in effect accually draws undue attention to these differences, perpetuating sexist beliefs, and in so doing harm to the progress we have made in areas of sexism and equality. i wholehartedly believe that this same logic can be applied to your statement. the fact that you cry racism whenever you dont like what is being said about a group of people or yourself does nothing but draw attention to a problem that would otherwise be nonexistent. by "playing the victim" of racial injustice you are accually segregating yourself from society and furthering this unrealistic "us v. them" mentality that for myself and im sure most people at this site do not buy in to. until you stop believing the color of a persons skin, or rather their ethnicity, defines them, you will always believe that every issue in your life stems from others racism. in accuality all you are doing is allowing for racism to continue through your inability to see past color. the fact of the matter is, at least from the information i have gathered, "krumping" began in inner city areas as an alternate to violence. these areas have extremely high poverty rates and low educational achievement, ie. higher school dropout rates, as well as high levels of unemployment. so based on these factors in addition to the fact that these areas have extremely high illiteracy rates, it would be logical to state that a good amount of "krumpers" are illiterate. not all of them, but im sure a good amount. you and almost every other "krumper" who has commented on this post further proves sledgs hypothesis with sub-par spelling ability, typing, and language skills. the only way to seperate yourself from a stereotype is to disprove it. we are all the same race when it comes down to it, differences in appereance stem from adaptation to geographical location over long periods of evolution. start evolving lea.
sarah
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
yea lea!
sledg
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
why is half of my comment all crazy italics? weird...
sarah
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
all I have to say is any body that hates on krumping can suck big Jimmy.
LilMan
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
why are people hating on what us black people have came up with we have something we like to do nobody said anything about people when they did all that raving dancing.thats when the fuckers have them little lights in the dark and move them real fast in the dark like dunb ass bitches so fuck anyboby who hates whjat the cali niggas made up and if you got problems holla at me I live iv cali born and raised
smooth
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
the most smooth thing about you is your nutsack idiot!!!!!!!!!!
sledg
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
i was also born in CALI, so obviously that must not mean much you retard. go back to school.
sledg
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
seriously, i was "born and raised in cali" as well, and you know what?? dumb fuck candy ravers or anyone who listens to techno or goes to raves are almost, but not quite, as lame and fucking retarded as krumping. and i will repeat myself yet again... the issue of "krumping" being such a stupid and pointless passing fad has absolutly nothing to do with race, it has everything to do with being a moron.
sarah
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
You look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty... seriously - Krump = Dump... how can you call that a dance? it's like a drug induced bum fight.. make that horrible wack excuse for people who can't dance go away...
LBC_G
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
The Krump kids shoulda stayed in school.

B-Boyin is breaks, and thats it. Sorry, chumps.
Machinator
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
yo whyt boi hu did that poem, i think ur names ian or some gay fagit name newaes.... wel ur just sayin krumping sucks becos, u suck yup thats probly rite cos u cant krump ae whyt boi, dont go dissn the game cos u cant play the game u lil nigga, so bounce aite... im out nigga BUCk... Man this is some BUCK shyt
B@bY_$l@y3r
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
Im "whyt" but im also a "lil nigga"? Damn I am white, and confused.
sled
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am
good thing the people who still comment on this shit can spell...makes their point come through real well
wispaz
Tuesday 13 July 2004 at 11:47 am

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