After the show i went home to my house at the ashlanders. there were some peeps partying there, one was a girl I had not seen in a while. At first i was like, damm, who is this hot high-schooler. then I realized it was Sarah Cotta, who i had worked with a while ago, but had not seen since, I don't know, she had had Kayden or something.
So we drank and stuff. I had watched Eli, and me being the naieve guy that i am thought, ohh snap, Eli is MAC hittin' on this erica chick. Later in the night i realized this was wrong.
Eli slyly said, "hey let's camp out in the back yard."
"Shit yea!" I was ready. But when we got out there Ian quickly went back inside.
"Where is he goin'?" I thought, oh well me Eli and Sarah will still camp out here.
Then they started wispering and making out.
Hmmm. what are they doing over there?
"Hey what are you guys doing over there?"
They didn't answer but i still got one, these two want to fuck or something.
Well fuck them I came out here to camp, and I am going to camp. So I told them, and "If you want me to leave you have to tell me to."
So they wispered some more.
Bastards! eventually I went inside. And they you know... Or I guess they know. I am guessing it was something sexual. And the rest is history as they say. Eli and Sarah live together and seem to be supper happy. maybe even supper-dupper happy. Hey, happy one year Eli and Sarah.
Oh and,
P.S. Next time Eli, when you say camping, but mean something else, Don't say Camping...Or let's go,
P.P.S. the moral of the story, camping trips are a good way to pick up chicks, even if it is only in the back yard of your house.
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