2. Dr. Rock - Captain Caveman montage material
3. Frank - A mudman who owns a diner
4. Sorry Charlie - What it sounds like when you are waiting for the bus with nothing but your clothes and the thoughts in your dome.
5. The Stallion pt. 1 - All I can say is that you better not fuck with the stallion. It's like being really hot and dehydrated in the desert and someone keeps poking you with a stick and they are so big and mean you cant do anything about it.
6. Pollo Asado - Summertime, bored, hanging out in the parking lot of the dollar store. You decide to order some food. Its the type of heat where most of it is coming up from under you from the asphalt. But its fun at the same time. Maybe you have one of those little battery powered hand fans that you can hold in front of your face.
7. Right to the Ways and Rules of the world - Big Swords. Big Beasts. Badass motorbikes. Epic Decapitations. Slow Motion. Naked maidens.
8. Captain Fantasy - Someone showing everyone by winning the hula hooping championship and becoming a hero among his townsfolk.
9. Demon Sweat - Rain drenched windows. Only light in the house is coming from the fire. Condensation on the inside of the window. Man sitting all alone agonizing over his lady.
10. Molly - If Snuffy from Sesame St. had a crush, this is the song that they'd sing.
11. Can you Taste the Waste - Vigilante cop gets up out of their car and just starts wasting ALL the gang members.
12. Don't Sweat It - David Bowie stuck in a time machine that WILL NOT stop traveling through time. After about 4000 years this song is all he has to hold onto his sanity.
13. Awesome Sound - Im not worthy enough to say anything about this tune.
14. Laura - Change the chicks name to the name of a lady that you are trying for and sing it to her. Ian Gaurantee.
15. Boing - What it sounds like when you wake up and dont know where you are.
16. Mononucleosis - Doesnt sound fun thats for sure.
17. Oh My Dear(Falling in Love) - The Name says it all.
18. Sketches of Winkle - In order to save the your girlfriends pony, a Footrace on stilts and w/ obstacles through the bog of eternal stench.
19. Alone - An old dog on a porch in the middle of nowhere.
20. Moving Away - I dont really know how to describe this song accurately. sorry.
21. She fucks me - Sex for Giants.
22. Pork Roll Egg and Cheese - Octapuss' Garden for a new generation.
23. The Stallion pt. 2 - the same situation as the stallion part 1 but now the stallion is gloating at you while he pokes you with a stick.
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