Been hangin out with the lady a lot lately. I think my friends are starting to get annoyed with me, the way I used to get annoyed with friends when they wouldnt leave their girlfriend for 2 seconds. I dunno. Anyway Trojan-ENZ type condoms suck and should not be used by anyone not wanting kids. Ive had 7 break on me in the last week, including im sure a world record 2 in a grand total of ten seconds. Fuckin bastards.
I need money so if anyone out there feels like donating to the Get Ian Out Of Debt So He Can Go To College Foundation, It would be much appreciated. I'll even personally call you so you get to talk to a real live celebrity.
Paris Hiltons Sex Tape is fuckin wierd. The dude who made it (rick somethin) is probably the biggest douche in the world. Paris is a winner too. It must be nice to have so much money without having to do anything, except skank around with retards and suck cock. It would be cooler if she was a Hot Topic Goth/Punk chick with princess leia chic. I like to get gay.
Mars Volta> eric