Sometimes you wake up and just want to make love to someone so bad that you start humping your mattress. Do that enough and there IS gonna be something wrong with your junk.

Fingernail clippings in my Cereal

ian

Wednesday 31 March 2004 at 09:41 am

Two comments

thats only in da mornin, you sposta be up cookin' breakfast by then
bub rub
Wednesday 31 March 2004 at 09:41 am
at least you don't get herpes from a matress...
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Wednesday 31 March 2004 at 09:41 am

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