Hi there
This is me, Sledg.
I'm one of those crazy guys that has wacky hair and shakes uncontrollably. I like to say things like "hot poon" and "You betta ax somebody." I get frustrated easily with members of the opposite sex and I wear Elvis glasses regularly. I've known Eric for just about ever, and I've been getting asked by him non-stop about writing stuff on his website. I guess he just thinks I'm a cool guy or somethin. Oh Well.
The holidays always bring out my inner alcohalic.
Add holiday season to woman problems and you get two straight weeks of being hungover constantly. It's nice to be able to jusify your drinking habits with lame excuses.
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Yeah that's why I haven't been able to quit smoking either.
Add six years of smoking to holiday season plus woman troubles and all the drinking, and you get a very good excuse for still having to buy a pack of Lucky Strikes every two days. Sounds good. It would probably convince a trial judge to at least give me probation if not throw the case out completely.
But enough metaphors and clever little math equations. I'm going to go listen to The Police and go to sleep.
Nice meeting you,
SLEDG
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