I had the single most coolest dream last night. I passed out at around 3am listening to THE MOLLUSK in my WEEN playlist on itunes.
Oh yeah, I turn 21 tonight at midnight, so i might be AWOL or MIA from the site for awhile. Friday night going to portland with eric and some peeps to rock the locust and dillinger escape plan.
A grassy field. Boulders everywhere. Me. Bearded Jon. Dean Ween. Gene Ween. Except Deaner looked a lot like a mix of my friend Larry and this guy that played bass in this band that opened for The Hanson Bros.
Anyway. There was this large beast. So large in fact that We couldn't see it. But we knew it was there, because its spikey tongue would drop from the sky and try to crush us. I asked Deaner what we should do. He said we should play a game. So we made up this game in that we have to dodge the tongue and the first two people to cross a certain line wins. Thats it. The first couple games Gene and Dean won, and I could tell Jon was getting mad so I asked Gener for some advice.
"Hey Gener, How do you, you know, win?"
His answer is my motto for the day.
"If you had a horse what would you name it?"
All of a sudden it all made sense. Jon gave me a high five then we each high fiveed the WEENS. We played this game over and over untill I woke up this morning. In the dream I was giggling uncontrolably the whole time. I was probably giggling out loud, too. It was like my old stoner days. It was the coolest most fun dream ever. Even better then all those dreams where I fucked Heidi Klum while I strangled Courtney Love with a rubber guitar. Ok I never had that dream, but that would be tops too. Just my memory of running away from a tongue only to see gener or deaner or jon and just laughing and giving each other high fives makes me smile. Oh, i forgot to mention that sense I left my computer playing WEEN all night, that there was also ween playing in my dream. I remember at certain points trying to remember what album certain songs were off of. The last song I heard in my dream was DON'T SWEAT IT. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. (The triple A award)
Well Im going to drink myself into a coma,
seeya,
MUCH LUV SLEDG
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