I know that trends can get a little bit tricky to follow. i know that it's hard to keep up with the trends. It's especially difficult to remember all these radical new artists (often called "rappers" by cool kids [i know because a cool kid told me]). So, since i know lots and lots about the true/realist rap scene, i thought i'd drop the science in a segment i like to call "HOOKED-ON-HIP-HOP"
this week, we have Aftermath records. The record company itself is like a goldmine. lots of money to be made from selling the h4wth4wt new songs. It's tricky to remember who's hot and who's not, so i have devised a method to help you all:
think of it like a kingdom, the aftermath kingdom.
every kingdom has a king, and in aftermath kingdom's case, that would be Dr. Dre. He's not really a doctor, but he sure is a king when it comes to droppin' ill rhymes. He's pretty old, and i heard he has a throne made out of platinum records, again, my sources are pretty correct, the cool kids usually know the truth.
being a king is risky buisiness, and mr. dre knows to cover his ass from the haters. that's why he enlisted Lord Mathers, the feirce general known on the battlefield for his lionlike tenacity and voraciousness. He is the leader of a might pack of savage men called D12, who are capable of blowing your socks off your feet into your mouth.
FEAR THE D12
Mr. Dre is a smart man, but he's not capable of knowning everything, that's why he enlisted the powers of the powerful gypsy known as "eve." she has the uncanny ability to explain the future and peak into the hearts of men using magic/ sorcery ALL while dropping ill rhymes. MOUNT UP.
Eve can predict the future of the land of illrhymes, but Dr King Dre needs to be able to control things. things being his people, the weather, the temperature of his feet. That's why he keeps the magical magic wizard 50-CENT around. 50 cent is the prize of the land of aftermath. a powerfull wizard capable of slaying men with words and intense stares. He is also the commander of a fierce group of undead soldiers known as the mighty G-UNIT. i heard from that same friend that the g stands for "GODDAMNWEREAGREAT"
GGGG-UNIT
So, that's basically how aftermath records works. here's a quick rundown:
dre- king
eve- gypsy
mm- general
50- wizard.
now go out and impress your friends with your cool knowledge.
but thanks for the lesson.
if you get time to hear it you wont be disappointed. Shermhigh is a white boy from NOLA, Blackbeard is a Brutha from Philly, and Philosophy is a smart, philosophical brutha from NOLA.
612-432 1960
PS: Im only lookin for the hottest shit. halla
the email address is right by my name on the bottom of dis post.
hook me up wit that track quick, cuz i got a bomb producer in mind for this one thing with you...
aiight gabi, i holla
dre
call he can spit that ganters
rap. english or belizean yeah yeahhh
and also he been on mix tape whith game
go by the name shaka cantact 323 755 36 36 or 323 759 38 81
thanks,
neek
Give my office a Call, and we'll see what we can work out.
409-397-4339
Your Skillz r hot. Give me a call, and maybe we can work something out.
323-755-3636
Now I want you to tell me if you know somebody in yo town that fit the description
A sucka, a ignorant mothafucka
One of them show boatin' high sidin' want to get some attention type nagas
Just as flashy but bitches be askin me
If they can borrow a couple of bucks until tuesday
Pleases that man go say no man be tryin to play Captain Save A Hoe
Gettin marked by all them sneaky caniving ass set up hoes
You see bootsee is that ol' nigga with that ol' gold around his neck
Gold around his muthafuckin house, gold around his muthafuckin pet
Got everybody in the town thinkin' he sittin' nice on at least 20 ki's
But bootsee ain't movin nothin but half thangs
Straight fuckin with some of y'all niggas domes
Braggin and boastin, How can I make this shit look clean
Y'all really want to know who the man behind the fat sack well lookie here
Sho nuf ain't bootsee boss and thats for sure
Cuz bootsee be frontin himself off y'all niggas just don't know
The ones you least expect you know them square ass niggas in your city
They be the ones who have a grip , they be the ones who be sittin pretty
Instead of tryin to be super to start a fuckin track man
What a nigga really need to do is sit back and straight stack man
Cuz I've been on this Earth for 3 and some odd months man
Trippin off how these niggas out here be straight transforming
Laughing and smiling, loving and hugging a brother grinning
Turn around and talk behind your back the next minute
Bitch we call him bootsee
Chorus
Let me define it you can rewind it after I finish spittin
But what about bootsee
It be them bootsee muthafuckas in your town that's always game
It be them bootsee muthafuckas in your town that's always game
bootsee is that busta with in no gizame,
with in no gizame, with in no gizame
You's a loud talkin runnin off the mouth deeck
Wishy washy be puttin yourself on front street
Sloppy grindin, failizing, bitch buying pussy licka
That's what hella heads be sayin about that bootsee nigga
And ah
In case some of y'all ain't knowin this
Do to do almost anything to be noticed
Like ah
Pull out his whole bank account and dang near everything he owns
And ah
Tell everybody in the hood that he got a chip in his phone
And how the fuck you gone be about you scratch when you gossip like a
batch
And all them fools know where your stash be at
That ain't no sharp shit
Nigga that's that hoe shit
Potna just keep on doin what you do and watch your perv get peeled
Ridin around here loose stickin out dumb like a soar thumb
Nigga tell the truth
Don't have a gun but I need one
You want to come up quick in this old shit so you can get it
But how the fuck you gone make your revees givin out credit
To tweakers, droamers, drifters, leftovers, geekers, zombies
Folks that steal from they mommies
When I was doin my thang I had strategy main
Sellin' that æ?hite girl?you should have seen me main
You would have been proud of yo nigga cuz I was briliant wid it
I snuck in and snuck out without slippin in it
Get what you need out the game and sit your ass down
Invest your money in some thangs and start clockin' pal
Chorus
ok peace
i feel dumb laughing by myself in front of a computer, but, you toy with my emotions so.
yo when i come dropin these rhymes you be like holla
i didnt go to no college i aint no scholar
but when i step out my bently
flash my rings
you gotta know im a baller
call me
323-755-3636
Take care,
Tarik
PLEASE PLEASE IM WILLING EVEN RELOCATE IF I HAVE TO
THANKS
PLEASE PLEASE IM WILLING EVEN RELOCATE IF I HAVE TO
THANKS
GERARD DAVIS
CONTACT-601-684-9776 CALL ANYTIME
601 684-9776
THANX
settle down.
peace out, to my mother-fuckin homies. bitch.
2. Ferndale
That number is for my office in Fayette.
Get aT Me dog!!!!!11
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