Please oh please, work things out with Josh. You can't leave Queens, and thats that. Queens isn't Queens without a bald guy with a beard that wears sweatpants. You can't go. No. Wait. Come back. I lost my virginity in the front row of a queens concert. UNDERSTAND?! Dont take that away from me. How are we gonna be able to hear "Millionaire" "Six Shooter" or "Quick and to the pointless" live ever again.
Ok, ok. Im sure you have your reasons. But I want you to know something.....
Just dont go. Work it out. You have the coolest bass guitar in the whole world, and i was growing my beard out just so i could be like you. There can't be Queens of the Stone Age without you, and if that means QOTSA is no more, im going to KILL MYSELF! UNDERSTAND?!
While you are at it talk Lanegan into coming back, cuz he kicks ass too. So here is how the band looks right now....
Homme-Van Leuwwen-Castillo
Now Im going to turn around and count to 112,233,444 and it better look like this...
Homme-Olivieri-Lanegan-Van Leuwwen-Castillo
UNDERSTAND?!
If that doesn't happen im hunting you down MOTHERFUCKER! Ive got fucking big ass boots on. Big ASS ones. Ones with asses. Big ones. Your goonna meet me.
Oh, Jumpfighters are looking for a bass player and we are radass.
Your Loving Fanboy,
SLEDG
QOTSA forever, work it out guys, you cant finish now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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