Without further ado, here is who I would have play each part in the video (In order of appearance):
Blond Scared Kid - Ryan Phillipe (cuz hes a bitch just like that kid)
Scraggly Con with Red/White Jacket - Joe Pesci with a wig and mustache and tall boots
Angry Afro Con (Black Shorts w/ White Stripes over pants) - Mark Wahlberg or Brian Atene
Smiley Kid - Jim Breuer
Chubby Bad Girl - Jennifer Tilly
Foxy Red Haired Girl - Jessica Alba with Red Hair
Scared Brunette Chick - Ally Sheedy
First Con to tell his sentence: Big Boi from Outkast
"Fly Fisherman" Con (2nd one to tell): Brian Posehn
Third Con to tell: KRS One
4th con to tell and The third con to yell at the kids (aka The Guy that says "You'z" a lot): The blog I was reading nailed it by saying Mark Borchardt from American Movie should play him.
5th Con to tell and last to yell: Ol Dirty Bastard
Scared Black Kid: Don Cheadle
Kid that Reads the Heading: Harmony Korine or Ralph Machio
The kid that doesnt want to punch and then becomes everyones bitch: That kid from Almost Famous
Any other ideas for casting? Lets hear em!
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