1. It's in LA
2. The girls cant get naked cuz they serve alcohol.
3. You have to tip more (cuz its LA, even though they dont get naked. Talk about opposite land).
Anyway, later I got high off of smoking the drug that is called Marijuana. Then I went to a place called The Rustic, which is on Hillhurst. When we were there, I realized that The Rustic is the ugliest bar in LA. The actual bar itself isnt ugly, its the people that populate it. Im not sayin ugly in the superficial way either, Im talking, factual scientific researchhas proven it to be a true fact, sort of ugly. The most attractive girl at the bar was the waitress, and i think she was only good looking cuz she seemed to have nice boobs. We quickly realized that the girls that were getting the most attention were the girls who seemed to have spent some time getting ready to go to the bar. These were the fat girls in the bar. Yeah, I know, I just came right out and said it. I bet our waitress has really nice boobs though.
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