Dear Apartment 207,
Apartment 202 would like to sincerely apologize for the way we conducted ourselves in your home last eve. Prior to arriving we drank heavily and didnât realize how wasted we were before coming over. Being so wasted contributed to a number of poor decisions that we regret happened. First, for taking your food. This was really brainless of us and we hope it didnât affect your guests experience at the party. Second, for dancing around in our underwear and possibly, but unintentionally, exposing a certain member of the body to you and your company, after taking your food. This was very regretful and embarrassing. Upon second though we realized this was way out of line and a terrible mistake.
Upon arriving at our place, with your bounty of food we did have sense of mind to not eat any of it and refrigerated all of it. So if its any consolation all the food is still edible and clean.
Again, weâre very sorry and disappointed in our actions and would like to remain in good sted with you and your company. Despite how it may have appeared, everything we did was done with the best of intentions. We honestly thought that dancing around in our underwear would positively contribute toward the jovial environment of the party. It wasnât until the morning that we realized our grave misfortunes.
We would like to remain friends and ask for forgiveness. You have never done anything to hurt or terrorize us and this chain of events was uncalled for and dim-witted.
Despite our actions we would like to sincerely wish Nilam a happy birthday.
Regretfully yours,
Dr. J. A. Ames. Backer Pht. Brien
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