Deeandra- Girl in my class that has a tendency to crash the drama train into funville, everytime.
Darien- Sweet Friendly Large black guy also in my class. Low IQ.
Bre-Very Very friendly model for a certain website that specializes in Naked girls with Tattoos and piercings. Roommate of Deeandra.
Jenn-Roommate of Deeandra. Works for the website referred to above.
Jonathan-Weird boyfriend of bre.
11:45 pm
I'm sitting around my apartment bored and lonely, watching Roseanne re-runs, when I get a call from Deeandra. She invites me over for drinking and I say okay, despite the fact that I'm 99% sure shits gonna get ugly sometime in the night, as it always does. I guess I was feeling adventurous.
12:15 pm
I'm there and the night is feeling like its gonna be ok. We laugh and I watch girls dance and give lapdances to each other. A+
12:45
Bre walks out to the kitchen a says "Who Wants a Lapdance?" My arm is in the air before she finishes the sentence. I sit down in her bed, which is in the living room because they have 5 girls living in a 2 bedroom apartment. She starts her thing and she really is putting her all into it. She even takes off her clothes. Naked. I asked Darien to get some pics of my lapdance before it started but apperently he thought I wanted him to just hold my camera. Anyway as she is rubbing her naked ass against me her boyfirend walks in the front door. I had no idea she had a boyfriend. Needless to say, drama drama drama.
He didn't get mad at me specifically but Bre and Jonathan argued very loudly on the balcony. I feel bad.
1:25
Deeandra starts balling her eyes out and is inconsolable. This is because she doesn't think that our school is going to let her take out a camera to film her movie. This goes on for an hour and involves her calling her Cinematographer (who is only working on her movie cuz he needs the money, her doesn't like her or her movie) several times crying into the phone as he is working on a film set. I get her to stop by getting her to bump E-40 really loud. It was the only thing that worked.
2:45
I take a piss in this.
2:49
Somehow some papers on a desk catch fire, while we are in another room. FLAMES. I'm able to put them out. But I had three heart attacks.
3:00
Jenn comes home. Deeandra decides its an appropriate time to scream at her loudly about some owed money. This lasts forever and ends with Deeandra kicking Jenn out of the apartment.
3:45
Bre and Jonathan come home from where ever they left to. I bury the hatchet with the man. Dance party in Deeandras room. She decides to give me a lapdance and I see her boobs. This makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason. I walk out of the room to get another drink and catch Bre and Jonathan boning down. Awkward.
4:15
Deeandra jokingly tells Darien once he is really drunk that Lindsey Lohan is in the bathroom. He believes her and gets excited. He goes into the bathroom to talk to her. Surprisingly, she isn't there. Darien, in a rage I've never seen in him, starts screaming at Deeandra about lying to him. They both scream at each other as loud as possible. In an apartment building. At 4 o clock in the morning. I try to calm him down, but he pushes me. I grab his throat and get up in his face. I say "Look who you are talking to!". He pushes me again. He leaves the room and starts shit with Bre as she's boning down. She starts screaming at him. I try to leave, deciding that possibly being arrested for drunk driving is better than being in the apartment. I accidently get stuck in the stairwell as I didn't realize that I needed a key to get to the parking garage. I try calling Deeandra and Darien for 20 minutes to come let me out of the stairwell. I still here them arguing even though the door I'm stuck at is on the other side of the building. Finally Darien lets me back in. He cusses me out and leaves. I lay down on the couch to pass out. I am quite drunk.
5:00
The cops come. They come look through all of the rooms. They leave. I realize my head is on a pillow that got cigarette ash spilled all over it.
THE END
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