HELLO.  I wanted to write at least one small thing before I turned 24.  That will happen on Thursday.  But now I've been writing at endysis since I was 23.  Checkmate. 

My name is Sarah.  I am 5'5".  I know Eric from OSU, I know southern Oregon from your Shakespearean festivals.  I used to buy apricot scones from the concession stand and ignore the plays to watch the bats fly around the lights of the Elizabethan Theatre.  I also ate my first chile relleno in one of Ashland's Mexican restaurants.  It was good.  I still enjoy a good chile relleno.  And a good apricot scone for that matter.  And bats, sure-why-not-bats-of-course-I-like-the-bats.

(There's that me snippet in the staff section but if you're curious...)

...I currently lounge around Portland, maintain courtship with a sweet boy in Pendleton, and visit a family that's been classing up Albany since 1931.  Spanking Oregon with this right angle makes my highs and lows pretty feisty and interesting, so I'm a happy girl.  Life is good, just a little too much in limbo.     

I've read your words for a few months now.  You all seem sharply smart and crazy and I don't know if I have much to add, but maybe with my Feigner-issued SECRET AWESOME PIVOT PASSWORD and some more time I can stage a few B-plots and sparkle for a bit.  We'll see.  People manage to live without me but I'm sometimes OK to have around.  I'm good at memorizing facts, I always keep secrets and I usually carry fruit snacks. 

Take care, you bandits.  I will be back.