So I get an email from Goldenvoice (Coachella organizer) today saying that Madonna was added to Coachella. I get on myspace and there is a bulletin and a message from the coachella myspace profile saying the same. I go to the Coachella official website to make sure no one (like ERIC, since he is so upset with me for some reason) was fucking with me. Its True. Madonna just got added to Coachella! In the DANCE TENT! Who wants to trade their tix in? I would pay NOT to see that geriatric wannabe Brit shake her beaver around in front of a whole bunch of wannabe BURNING MAN'ERS! FUCK! Maybe her and Paul Oakenfold will have sex right there on stage DEAD-ALIVE Zombie style and squirt out a soul-sucking demon disguised as a baby, that will proceed to spike the drinking water supply with Acid and make Coachella extra "Groovy Dancefloor Gravy". I hope her face melts off, that fucking bitch.
Shit, middle-schoolers don't even think she's cool.
WE GOT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES!
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