Last night I went with my mom to a work party. The reason why I went wasn't to visit with all of my mom's employees, I just wanted free food from the fancy resteraunt where the party was at. After getting a eighteen dollar steak in me and finishing my families leftovers, all there was left to do was talk to all the hot poon that was surrounding me. After all, my mom owns a day spa and mostly hires twenty something chicks. While most these chicks are like, 28, and I'm like, 20, that didn't stop them from swarming around me and gettin up in my face about how cute my samurai bun was and how neat my goatbeard was (even though a piece got bitten out of the middle of it a while ago). All this and they hadn't even started drinking yet. After they're attempt to get me into the resteraunt bar didn't pan out since I am, um, 20, they went and brought their drinks back.
Now, remember that I've never been exactly what you call a ladies man. They all (by all, I mean all the single chicks, there were like 7 of them)wanted me to dance to the pure funk cd that was playing while the 50 year old dj was yelling FREAK OUT!. I tried explaining to them that I shouldn't dance because of my Broken/Sprained foot, but it didn't help - they were drunk already. I had to get out of there. It was so bizaar. Like night of the living daed but with drunk single desperate 28 year old massueses. I'm all about scoring poon, but I need to do what's possible to heal my foot. Afterall I need to be able to get to work, and work. Fine I'm a pansy and I don't care.
"Book of the Month" by LOVAGE it will make ANYONE walk around with a HARDON.
WEEN AND WAFFLES
Also a new thing to try with the people you love. Wake everybody up early in the mornintg(by that I mean 10am) and put on some WEEN and make everybody waffles. Make it a special day every week. WEEN AND WAFFLES Day, Double W Day, or Triple D. I dont recomend using GOD WEEN SATAN: THE ONENESS but all the others work great. Every week you could try a new kind of waffle. Or invent a new waffle. The possabilities are endless. Once this whole thing catches on like wild fire remember it was SLEDG BRAINERD who told ya so.
MUCH LUV
SLEDG
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