I'm getting booted out of my house, so I think we are going to get a place together.

But yes, about her.

"She" is an abomination, but not in the negative sense of the word whatsoever. There is an alternate definition often overlooked except by the most learned minds in the ancient mythologies of wordsmithery. In the days of yore, there were many creatures that transcended the natural simplicity of human comprehension. The term “abominable” was believed to be adopted as a defense mechanism used by said simple minds in an inept attempt at describing the indescribable. Since they could not come to understand how or why such creatures could come into being, they were transformed from the wondrous into "that which should not be". (Take for example, the "Abominable" Snowman, a.k.a. Yeti: A seemingly supernatural enigma in the shape of a hairy, biped creature that resembles a giant ape, dwelling in seclusion in the Himalaya Mountains. In Tibetan the word, "Yeti" means quite literally "magical creature" and is widely known as a kind and simple hearted vegetarian.) Jessi of course deserves not the latter, but rather the former definition of that word, and unequivocally for that matter. To be put quite simply albeit quite more- so lamely, she is a Yeti. That is, not whatsoever, to say that she is hairy or apelike in any fashion. Am I making any sense? Maybe I should just stop.