I ate 3 dominos pizzas today and have been having the weirdest smelling farts all day.
I finally got a new job. I am a PA at a PostProduction House/ Production Company. Most of the shows they produce are Bikini videos. Either that or Extreme Sports shows. Needless to say, Im still looking for a new job while this one pays the bills. It shares a building with the Post House that Sam Raimi is working on his new movie in. I was walking to my car in the parking lot and I saw him riding a skateboard at approxamately 1mph around the parking lot. Interesting...
Im clearing off my old computer's harddrive to make it my primary music/mixmaking computer. I stumbled upon a folder that was simply titled "Karp", like the band I think. Anyway, inside was about 3 gb of naked lady pictures. As i went through them, reminiscing, I found about 7 pictures that were from when we first joined myspace and girls would post naked pictures of themselves on there (for some reason). I saved them apparently. Anyhow, I tried to delete the folder and my Mac G4 refused, saying simply it couldnt be deleted. I tried everyway Ive ever known to trick it into deleting to no avail. So I guess those pictures are on my computer forever. There are bigger tragedies.
I highly recommend Arturia's MiniMoog software. It never stops being fun.
My goal this week is to see Hellboy 2 and Dark Knight.
Blast from the Past:
I finally watched my bootleg video of Chris Cunningham's FLEX. I want to do some weird drugs and watch it again. That muthafucka needs to make something. Shit man, its been years.
Damn, USB 1.0 ports are slower than my jiz (and that shits like tree sap). Its gonna take 3 hours to transfer 8gb of stuff to an external harddrive. BULLSHIT!
As of right now, I have several projects in the works:
1. Transferring whatever is left of Jon and I's movie BLOOD ROBOTS to youtube
2. 2 Screenplays with my good Portland pal Garett Strickland
3. Starting a web comic with Hollye aka Kittybomb
4. Postcards with Riotsheelds from MTC
5. Remixing a song for my Portland buddy, Marcus. The song is titled SCARED and its from his band MLIOTTA.
6. Continuing to work on Garageband the Band's first album "I Wanna Shoot You So Bad, My Dick Is Hard".
7. Starting work on a noisy music project entitled LOS ANGELES CITY BUS. Its gonna be loud and obnoxious.
8. Finishing up making my ultimate music hardrive, containing every mp3 ive ever bought, burned or stolen. Its two weeks in the making.
Plus hopefully being an Admin on MTC, running contests and such. Eric and I talked about it a few months ago, but he has not talked to me about it since (nudge nudge wink wink, eric).
And guess what? Im gonna buy an iPhone. So there.
Come the last week of November, I will be taking a 2 and 1/2 week trip to Australia. I will be traveling from Sydney to Melbourne and back as well as spending some time in a pleasant little area called Port Stevens. I might even get to kiss a real live girl too (something I havent done in well over a year).
Last night I went to a birthday party which was on top of the Kyoto Grand Hotel in downtown LA. I initially drove past it on accident and had to turn around but got scared because just one block over everything resembled the setting of the classic Cuba Guba Juba flick JUDGMENT NIGHT. Anyway, on the roof was a fucking forest. They called it a garden but there were really tall trees and bushes and shit everywhere. It was really surreal because just outside the wall of foliage, were tons of tall buildings. Anyway, I shmoozed it up with other industry types and may have secured a job at DIGITAL DOMAIN. I would get paid slightly less but it would beat bikini videos. If there was ever to have a time where my jokes were on the money, last night was it and I nailed it. My dancing was on the money too.
Im going to Vegas next weekend with my forever wedding date Blond Katie. We are attending a wedding for some friends of hers, but Im going for the booze obviously. It should be fun.
What the fuck do people like about LCD Soundsystem anyways?
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I wanna shoot lcd sound system so bad my dicks hard.
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